When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
Aoi: Ugh...hangover...
Aoi: Did I say something this morning? (⌒-⌒; )
Aoi: I probably wouldn't say a shameless thing like that.
Aoi: So 13 o'clock was the first studio time so I seriously made it a bit lateーI'm sorryー. I'm still not there yetー.
Aoi: I'm barely safe until I'm about two hours late.
Aoi: By the way, 10 minutes is the limit if you're being made to wait.
2 minute Vkei Horror Story
Aoi: I’m hungry so I’ll go eat yakiniku♡
Aoi: They’ll feed me if I open my mouth to them there.
Aoi: Eh? The shop owner has quite a masculine bearded face you know?
Hitsu: Where are you drinking
Aoi: Eh? Here（*´σｰ｀）
Hitsu: Where!
Aoi: Behind you!
Hitsu: There’s a wall!
Aoi: I’m watching you…I’m watching you? Try looking at that telephone pole from your window?
Hitsu: Hey! It’s frosted glass!
*read this first! —> http://aimai-na-kokoro.tumblr.com/post/50734453328/2-minute-vkei-horror-story
Aoi: I’m at home now you know!
Hitsu: (What you’re doing with) Your middle finger is no good!
Aoi: By the way, there's something that I've been thinking about for a while that has to do with the taboo from before and it's material that's been around for a long time. But I think I'll do this at a different time. It's not like I'm going to make a fool of something or anything like that. It's something that has to do with both me and you all too. (He's referring to this --> http://aimai-na-kokoro.tumblr.com/post/50765632231/aoi-by-the-way-im-not-drunk-at-all-im-looking)
Aoi: In reality taboos aren't like that, I think it probably originally is that the "definitely correct" image of the people in these magazines or on TV of which you have no idea of their daily routines is a compete delusion. It's up to you if you want to believe it or not, but asking the actual person is of course rude and I don't think anyone would do that.
Aoi: For example, if you ask me, my answer will go like this: "What?! I take an especially great interest in it but if we were to alternate everyday we can't bring out our sound source, and we have preparations for the tour and the finalized material surrounding our releases too, we simply can't be active. But that's somewhat Rock Star-like."
Aoi: Wellー if it's not getting to you I guess it can't be helped. I'm happy to have you all following me, but there won't be anything extremely new here alright? I'm someone who doesn't care about his image so it's possible that I might crush some dreams. There's a possibility that I'll leave a scar on those who are here for a purpose so please unfollow me. I truly am sorry.
Aoi: And come check to see how things are after some time. You might come to think that Aoi-san's stories are interesting if you can think "Is this guy still saying stupid things (laughs)." If at that time I say something like: （´-`）.｡oO（Boobs are a mystery) maybe when you have another opportunity...
